She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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