I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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