So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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