therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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