quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
