People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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