It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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