Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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