So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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