I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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