I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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