i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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