You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
