He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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