apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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