I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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