To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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