check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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