I'm really into asian looking animals
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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