Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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