Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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