what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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