My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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