Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
