She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
