If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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