there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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