took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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