Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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