oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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