We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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