Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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