I have demons in me.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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