found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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