I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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