apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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