There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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