Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So squirting runs in the family.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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