Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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