so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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