Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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