What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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