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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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