I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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