Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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