I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Let's get the cat blown out
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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