This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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