Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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