my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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