She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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